Alan Shearer gets erection on live television
There was shock on Monday night after Chelsea’s defeat of Manchester United when Alan Shearer appeared to get a bit overexcited when talking about N’Golo Kante’s sexual performance.
It was plain to see the bulge in his trousers as he talked effusively about Kante’s energy, stamina and technique. While slightly embarrassing for Shearer he was not alone, as Frank Lampard, with a dreamy look in his eye, called Kante the “best in the world” and having “more to his game than Makelele”, who it is known was Lampard’s former crush when he was at Chelsea.
Viewers can only be thankful that the two former England internationals managed to control themselves sufficiently to wait until they were off air to finish. Gary Lineker’s presence was said to have been vital.
It also emerged that Kante apparently also has a dominant streak and had ‘dominated Pogba’, which was revealed by several journalists on Twitter last night, although their sources are unknown.