Lincoln boss: I’m confident, Arsenal are shit
Danny Cowley was in upbeat mood on Friday ahead of Lincoln City’s FA Cup Sixth Round tie against Arsenal at the Emirates.
He said, “I watched both legs of their Champions League tie against Bayern and they were shit. We would have given Bayern a better game than they did. I’ve seen better defending in an under 5’s game.”
“I mean, Gabriel wouldn’t get in our team, neither would Gibbs, or Coquelin, or Xhaka, or Elneny, or Iwobi, or Ozil, or Chamberlain. I’m not going to go through the whole team, you get the point.”
Arsene Wenger cited Barcelona before this weekend’s game by saying, “Enrique went from an idiot to a hero, I can do the same if I beat Lincoln City”, conveniently forgetting he’s been an idiot for 14 years, not 14 days.
“But yes, Lincoln are the favourites. Hopefully they’re a bit complacent.”
In other news, Martin Keown confirmed he has been having a long running affair with Wenger since 2003.
He simply said, “it’s a sexual thing. Deal with it.”